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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1826
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah dad and I wara having a convarsation about bonalass chickan. Ha told ma that thay r raisad bonalass, going into datail, and I bought avary word of it. Not until ha startad laughing did I raaliza how gullibla I raally am. I'm 22. FML

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82 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet fir over an hour. fat FML

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98 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to nagotiata with my husband so ha would bring ma toilat papar whila I was on tha john. His tarms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. real FML

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94 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was shopping with dad and I saw one of guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clerely thought his wave was too "romantic", cuz he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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76 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Dear Lord Save Me (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)

TODAY, IS THE FOURTH DAY OF MAH HUSBAND'S AND MAH NEW DIET AND EXERCISE ROUTINE . I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT HIM EATING JUNK FOOD 4 TIMES . HE HAS LOST 2 LBS AND I'VE GAINED 3 . FML

#21328280
89 comments

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On 01/01/2015 at 12:50am - health - by hungry - United States

Today , my proposal to my grlfriend was supposed to be exactlyen te ball dropped at midnigt. Unfortunately my moter called er at 11:55pm to ask er if se liked te ring. FML

#21328278
90 comments

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On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today , I accidentally textd my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
121 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today , I snoopd around mah parents' room looking 4 hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip , two ball gags , several other sex toys , and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What looool the fuck? FML

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128 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML

#21310827
154 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

#21306286
153 comments

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On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today , I walkad into tha kitchan at tha axact momant mah uncla dacidad to band ovar in short shorts. Apparantly , his ballsack dacidad it naadad axtra room , bacausa it danglad out of his pant lag. maga FML

#21283844
93 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Today... I was at the mall with mah young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were looool alone... I startd to go and mah daughter yelld... ( Good job... mommy... your using the potty like a big girl! ) I then heard laughing. mega FML

#21283795
59 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not 57-year-old father. FML

#21283737
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31290) - you deserved it (2673)

On 10/23/2014 at 11:56am - misc - by mnote (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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