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  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10127) - you deserved it (36660)

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