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by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, I was looking forward to swimming for the entire day. As soon as I finally got in the water,… Today, I was left by my girlfriend of 3 years because I was over-jealous of her male friend because… Today, I woke up hung over and sad I had pissed away 27 years of sobriety. Then it occurred to me…