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exceswater
  • Town/Country : Craiova, Romania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1978 (35 years)
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (177614) - you deserved it (61397)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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