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ex_stripper_jk
  • Town/Country : Columbia, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ex_stripper_jk : Writer, dancer, jewelry-maker, couch potato, closet zombie freak, recovering waitress

And, no, really, I am indeed an ex-stripper. As well as an ex-librarian. Which both get the same fantasy-indulgent reaction from men.

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Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (37447)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

#12943582
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (15099)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

#12943582
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (15099)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzle-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36799) - you deserved it (6876)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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832 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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