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About ex_stripper_jk : Writer, dancer, jewelry-maker, couch potato, closet zombie freak, recovering waitress
And, no, really, I am indeed an ex-stripper. As well as an ex-librarian. Which both get the same fantasy-indulgent reaction from men.
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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML