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  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1998 (15 years)
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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (5936)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28821) - you deserved it (3071)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)



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