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Today , my mom and I went to te mall to look fir some boxer briefs. Wile looking , I saw two girls I knew from scool , so I went over to say ello. At least , tat was my plan , but my mom screamd , "Look! Tese ave dinosaur on tem!" Tey left te store giggling. FML


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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks 4 them. FML


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On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, I Ran Into My Ex's Family, And Found Out Tey Are Going To Europe. Funnily Enoug, So Am I. Even Funnier Is Te Fact Tat We Are Going On Te Same Date, At Te Same Time, On Te Same Fligts, And Te Tour Starts On Te Same Day In Te Same Place. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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