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  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (4397)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (2836)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28645) - you deserved it (2482)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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