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About ewdII : I'm 6'1" tallb brownish hair, blue eyes, 175lbs. I am athletic/muscular toned. I have a lot of family but they all live in other towns pretty much. If you want to ask me anything then just send a message I will write back...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I received a bill for damage to my old apartment. The same damage caused by the maintenance guy when he came to fix the pipes about a week before I left. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 10:54am - misc - by Renter - United States
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -
Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said 'I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years, grow the f*** up, dumbass.' FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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