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Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
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Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
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