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evilmuffinlord

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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evilmuffinlord's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

#20983816
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47193) - you deserved it (5503)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

#20885155
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51110) - you deserved it (6185)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

#20885115
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40412) - you deserved it (2478)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37346) - you deserved it (40262)

On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42080) - you deserved it (5365)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)



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