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evilamoebaattack
  • Town/Country : Ahmedabad, india
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5890) - you deserved it (65659)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9544) - you deserved it (41515)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

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123 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheered because we got 5 extra points. No one asked if I was okay. FML

#14706405
78 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
148 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

#14622823
79 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML

#14326550
52 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

#14281367
58 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
80 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

#14018478
58 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 12:03am - health - by caliibbyy -

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

#13789712
130 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 12:22pm - health - by khaelian (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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51 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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