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  • Town/Country : whats it to ya, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 April 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38400) - you deserved it (3883)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 7:43pm - work - by FMarinasL (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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