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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 April 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML

#17483067
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27571) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (8293)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (40665)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

#17351481
156 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34865) - you deserved it (6867)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

#17060608
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26944) - you deserved it (4079)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (51941)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

#17001302
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8515) - you deserved it (72004)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4258)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38886) - you deserved it (5573)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23978) - you deserved it (5829)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

#16937158
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (8114)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)



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