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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 969
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About every1luvsvag : I usually use the app, so don't be surprised if I don't read your message for a while.

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If you're "hatin' on me" because of my name, here is the simplest out of a few explanations: I like ladies, not dicks. I put that I like ladies, and not dicks. That's it.

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every1luvsvag's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

#17490024
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20768) - you deserved it (9898)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

#17461404
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21767) - you deserved it (9572)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40033) - you deserved it (4169)

On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (3857)

On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37552) - you deserved it (2603)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54805) - you deserved it (4695)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13948) - you deserved it (35756)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (3246)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37212) - you deserved it (11910)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28966) - you deserved it (41387)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (7670)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (9555)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (9555)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML

#15899669
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32905) - you deserved it (6402)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML

#7316718
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29006) - you deserved it (3026)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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