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Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML


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On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML


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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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