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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1981 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About evanobrien : I love tripping children when they walk pass me, teaching toddlers swear words, giving people wrong directions, and causing chaos anyway that I can.

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

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