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  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8828
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D (Rhei@Area52)

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended, but it's really funny seeing people get so angry on FML. Also, I'll like your profile if you're a total hottie. Lmao

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Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

#20951236
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (3806)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending 1 year sober. FML

#20951207
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47678) - you deserved it (3403)

On 11/09/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Falling off the wagon - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47385) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

#20947682
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39161) - you deserved it (4637)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm - work - by Wraith (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

#20943580
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53164) - you deserved it (6791)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

#20942769
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62093) - you deserved it (6525)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML

#20939023
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39564) - you deserved it (18750)

On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

#20936906
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46550) - you deserved it (20635)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

#20935219
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39749) - you deserved it (2596)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:57am - work - by KatieElizabeth (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

#20933837
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46739) - you deserved it (3802)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

#20933801
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44794) - you deserved it (3565)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Jane M (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

#20930986
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47905) - you deserved it (5670)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

#20927261
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64397) - you deserved it (4984)

On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

#20927152
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46560) - you deserved it (4725)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)



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