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  • Number of visits : 2123
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D (Rhei@Area52)

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended, but it's really funny seeing people get so angry on FML. Lmao

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euphoricness's favorite FMLs

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

#21031747
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48135) - you deserved it (5734)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

#21024059
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40127) - you deserved it (4290)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (5690)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

#20996955
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39506) - you deserved it (12849)

On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

#20994572
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34988) - you deserved it (11625)

On 12/16/2013 at 11:34am - kids - by failedfather (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

#20988657
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47746) - you deserved it (2819)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook. FML

#20987288
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40536) - you deserved it (2740)

On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

#20986108
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40623) - you deserved it (2166)

On 12/09/2013 at 7:59am - misc - by someone - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

#20984796
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46153) - you deserved it (3107)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine, we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut. FML

#20984021
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38136) - you deserved it (3372)

On 12/07/2013 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

#20983816
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44545) - you deserved it (4796)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

#20977509
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39979) - you deserved it (4791)

On 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm - kids - by no she wasn't high - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

#20971434
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44162) - you deserved it (10257)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

#20971159
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40093) - you deserved it (2719)

On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

#20971142
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39639) - you deserved it (4944)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States



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