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  • Number of visits : 2751
  • Number of comments : 237
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D (Rhei@Area52)

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended, but it's really funny seeing people get so angry on FML. Also, I'll like your profile if you're a total hottie. Lmao

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Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38076) - you deserved it (14017)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21179) - you deserved it (1829)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

#1806
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (6222)

On 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by rindawg - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42112) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33711) - you deserved it (2430)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9153) - you deserved it (30127)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7006) - you deserved it (23511)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24606) - you deserved it (3715)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (18778)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version



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