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  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7473
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D (Rhei@Area52)

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended, but it's really funny seeing people get so angry on FML. Also, I'll like your profile if you're a total hottie. Lmao

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euphoricness's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36226) - you deserved it (2908)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33195) - you deserved it (15918)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43197) - you deserved it (4385)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16230) - you deserved it (40863)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

#17681011
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35229) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29462) - you deserved it (3715)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (5995)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40948) - you deserved it (4733)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

#17428761
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (21567)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by elvisfreak5446 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40636) - you deserved it (3258)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML

#17347220
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28988) - you deserved it (6222)

On 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by theonlychildd1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

#17247420
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27350) - you deserved it (2304)

On 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by allycat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30503) - you deserved it (2327)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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