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About euphoriagorillaz : I have three cats.
My favorite food is Chex Mix.
My favorite color is black.
I LOVE MCR, gorillaz, green day and Abney Park.
I don't like small children.
My biggest fandom is Homestuck.
I spend a lot of time making cosplay stuff.
Doctor Who is overrated.
NOTHING SCARES ME.. Except lady bugs.
Talk to meh.
Bye bye

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