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About euphoriagorillaz : I have three cats.
My favorite food is Chex Mix.
My favorite color is black.
I LOVE MCR, gorillaz, green day and Abney Park.
I don't like small children.
My biggest fandom is Homestuck.
I spend a lot of time making cosplay stuff.
Doctor Who is overrated.
NOTHING SCARES ME.. Except lady bugs.
Talk to meh.
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Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Friday 3 July 2015