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Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

#13403115
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I agree, your life sucks (26232) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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On 10/11/2010 at 2:00am - health - by cdubb27 - United States (California)

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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