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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2256)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195
64 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37807) - you deserved it (3724)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
305 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

#8681991
82 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 2:37am - animals - by lovingsnow (woman) - Singapore

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37964) - you deserved it (3352)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML

#5675948
78 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by mahlee (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML

#3130305
181 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

#2372451
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On 05/28/2009 at 12:52pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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