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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 663
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ethanbin : I like having ridiculous comments because to me most normal logical thoughts are boring. I like anime, music, drawing, assassins creed and I LOVE fishing. I always use FML on my phone so I will probably never answer your messages. UNTIL NOW. (new iPhone app allows pm) Bye for now.











Well I'm still here.... I'm sorta gonna stay here....you know,…… 'cus this is my profile.......... soooooo...................... You can leave...............……….…........................bye again..............……….…....................……get out already….............................….....................................……….…............................…I like dots.

















































You stayed? Well you're a stalker who deserves a cookie!
But I'm not giving you one so leave.



































*nibbles on a waffle violently*

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (2167)

On 02/10/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by Totallyscrewed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML

#20177082
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17390) - you deserved it (2531)

On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML

#20102155
182 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

#20100511
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On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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