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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 527
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About ethan_unoxx : I play Clash of Clans about everyday. I like music, but I like Pierce the Veil, Bring Me the Horizon, Black Veil Brides, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Ariana Grande, Megan Nicole, and Suicide Silence best. I also like to play Rock Band and Guitar Hero. So yeah, that's some stuff about me. Message me if you want to know more about me. I'm 14 years old. Nice to meet you.

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ethan_unoxx's favorite FMLs

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1020) - you deserved it (92)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14655) - you deserved it (1354)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39303) - you deserved it (2426)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

#21304265
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29060) - you deserved it (14062)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:10am - misc - by KilledTheMoment - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured "ehh a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (7853)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if life gives you lemons, your sister is going to squeeze them over your face while you take a nap on the couch. FML

#21303546
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25772) - you deserved it (1914)

On 11/21/2014 at 9:00pm - misc - by ShutUp007 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML

#21302784
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31027) - you deserved it (3512)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

#21302695
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28141) - you deserved it (2238)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

#21302674
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29884) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

#21302617
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26167) - you deserved it (5797)

On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18491) - you deserved it (29636)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

#21299788
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (6872)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

#21299775
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26967) - you deserved it (2672)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm - misc - by SeaBind - United States (Michigan)

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

#21298452
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40936) - you deserved it (3024)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

#21297310
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (4382)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)



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