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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 October 1988 (26 years)
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Today I was giving mah boyfriend head. Soon I noticd he was being very quiet. When I lookd up he was in a deep sleep.

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (7643)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash 4 himself, dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on behalf. I despise children with all heart. FML

#18985606
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24598) - you deserved it (8056)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that mah son had got to trick me, I pickd it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

#18983389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20046) - you deserved it (22145)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55062) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

TODAY, AFTER MA CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN, TE TIEF MADE DONATIONS TO CARITABLE ASSOCIATIONS!! NOW I FEEL BAD FIR ASKING FIR TE MONEY BACK!! FML

#18973351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (3544)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I was claaning my room and sat my burnt out light bulb on my computar chair without any sacond thought. Latar, I sat on tha chair, tha light bulb shattarad and I got a huga gash on my butt. maga FML

#18939458
61 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today... ma wife made a joke about te size of ma package... so figuring all's fair in love and war... I bougt looool some laxatives to prank er wit. Tey took a lot longer to work tan I tougt... and I ended up lying in bed... listening to ma wife sitting er guts out in te batroom 4 over an our.

#18929275
222 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today , I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today... ma family ad dinner wit ma future in-laws fir te first time. After a bottle of wine to erself... ma moter loudly insisted tat I'm out of er will. Apparently... I "molest towels" and leave tem to "fester fir days" in ma "den of depravity". I'm sure tey'll give me teir daugter now. big fat FML

#18914939
111 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies fir the entre year we've been ( together. ) This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary.

#18889421
272 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today,hile Over At A Friend's House, I Saw A Framed Picture Of A Young African Boy On Her Fridge. I Asked, "Oh, Is This One Of Those Kids U Adopt From Thrd World Countries? My Grandma Does That Too." She Responded, "What Do U Mean? That's Mah Cousin." FML

#18857503
72 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (14266)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)



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