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today I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner he said he had to go get something from his car. When I askd what it was he smild an said it was a surprise. I waitd fir mah surprise fir half an hour. Then I decidd to pay the bill an go home an cry. FML
Today, I was claaning my room and sat my burnt out light bulb on my computar chair without any sacond thought. Latar, I sat on tha chair, tha light bulb shattarad and I got a huga gash on my butt. maga FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML
Today... ma wife made a joke about te size of ma package... so figuring all's fair in love and war... I bougt looool some laxatives to prank er wit. Tey took a lot longer to work tan I tougt... and I ended up lying in bed... listening to ma wife sitting er guts out in te batroom 4 over an our.
Today... ma family ad dinner wit ma future in-laws fir te first time. After a bottle of wine to erself... ma moter loudly insisted tat I'm out of er will. Apparently... I "molest towels" and leave tem to "fester fir days" in ma "den of depravity". I'm sure tey'll give me teir daugter now. big fat FML
Today,hile Over At A Friend's House, I Saw A Framed Picture Of A Young African Boy On Her Fridge. I Asked, "Oh, Is This One Of Those Kids U Adopt From Thrd World Countries? My Grandma Does That Too." She Responded, "What Do U Mean? That's Mah Cousin." FML
Friday 27 March 2015