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esmainldy
  • Town/Country : Los Fresnos, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About esmainldy : I play softball. Love reading and like to watch scary movies

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Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37223) - you deserved it (18352)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16355) - you deserved it (66348)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36086) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17861) - you deserved it (41510)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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