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About esluvjay : I am simply AMAZINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

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Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22072) - you deserved it (4925)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273253) - you deserved it (17635)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (223552) - you deserved it (27748)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244339) - you deserved it (32232)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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