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About ervnomyous : The name's Jaime (not Jamie its Jaime) Im 15yrs old and Female. I love music, I play the flute, piano, bass guitar, cello, and violin. I love bands such as Pierce the Veil, Of Mice & Men, BMTH, and My Chemical Romance. I'm single and bisexual. Anime and manga are amazing! Most of my friends are guys and i love them all like family. I'm originally from Spain, so yeah message me I love talking to new people. Im agnostic Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity, Nobody dies a virgin life Fucks all Have a pokètastic day!
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Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I was excited to go to school because it was my 18th birthday. I walk in, and see a huge sign that says "Happy Birthday Katie! Love, Your Love." I ran up to my boyfriend of 4 years and thanked him. He responded with "It's your birthday?" The sign was for a Katie two grades lower than me. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Friday 7 March 2014