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About ervnomyous : Hi my name is Jaime, I'm 15. I love music and bands such as: Pierce the Veil, Of Mice and men etc. I play a few different instruments I'm in a band as the bassist and back up vocalist. I love anime and manga! I'm a tomboy with a lot of time on my hands. Message me I love meeting new people I will do my best to respond on time!
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