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ervnomyous
  • Town/Country : North Carolina, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About ervnomyous : The name's Jaime (not Jamie its Jaime) Im 15yrs old and Female. I love music, I play the flute, piano, bass guitar, cello, and violin. I love bands such as Pierce the Veil, Of Mice & Men, BMTH, and My Chemical Romance. I'm single and bisexual. Anime and manga are amazing! Most of my friends are guys and i love them all like family. I'm originally from Spain, so yeah message me I love talking to new people. Im agnostic Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity, Nobody dies a virgin life Fucks all Have a pokètastic day!

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Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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On 08/27/2012 at 2:11am - love - by Betrayed (woman) - United States

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

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On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

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On 09/13/2010 at 10:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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