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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

#20782183
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42501) - you deserved it (2425)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by nice one - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44775) - you deserved it (6795)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10737) - you deserved it (36872)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36061) - you deserved it (8878)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24863) - you deserved it (7772)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44336) - you deserved it (3209)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8340) - you deserved it (41762)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

#19203363
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21182) - you deserved it (3667)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

#18515573
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (2985)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13264) - you deserved it (29282)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49281) - you deserved it (5590)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (4691)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38858) - you deserved it (8364)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32880) - you deserved it (6869)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33612) - you deserved it (11227)

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