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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1444
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About error404n0tf0und : I never have a clue what to right for these things so I'll give a go!

I'm a happy bubbly person, I'm from England, I love coldplay ,greenday and mcr, I adore supernatural, Sherlock, Dr who, the hunger games, Harry potter, Percy Jackson, Merlin, LOTR, TFIOS, marvel, stardust and Tim Burton films, my kik is twiglet61 so give me a shout!

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Today, I finally built up the courage to quit my job!! I waitd an hour to speak to the boss; I finally sat down with her, an she told me I had to be let go because I'm not ( reliable enough!! ) The only time I missd work washen I had the stomach flu!! I was fird before I could even quit!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (3023)

On 03/22/2013 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook . I asked him about it, an he reassured me the pictures were from months ago . Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck . The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get . FML

I went out to Applebees with looool a grl I like an a group of friends. Someone asked if the grl an I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying fir the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, mah husband staggered home with three bags of ham. looool He drunkenly bought it with most of wat little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML

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Yesterday ma girlfriend decided we r to te point in our relationsip tat it's considered acceptable to take a dumpile I'm in tere sowering. FML

Today, mah social anxiety got so bad that I spent an entire raffle game desperately praying that I'd lose miserably, just so I wouldn't have to go up on stage and accept it. FML

Today, I picked up new car. The dealer offered to connect iPhone to the Bluetooth system 4 me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passagehich had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

yastarday dua to a flat tira, I only had 20 minutas to complata a 35 minuta walk to catch mah train. I andd up sprinting up tha snow-covard frozan hill in haals, luggaga in hand, only to arriva 1 minuta in tima, and to find out that tha train looool had baan cancalld. Naxt train in 1 hour. FML

2day I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I looool couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40034) - you deserved it (4442)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:36am - intimacy - by OptimusVader (woman) - United States

Today I held hands with the boy I like!! Without thinking I commentd that his right hand is softer as if he only usd lotion on that one hand!! And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence!! FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42016) - you deserved it (15733)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

YESTERDAY SINCE I HADN'T EATEN AN WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREE HOUR CLASS, I BOUGHT PANDA EXPRESS. I SAT OPPOSITE MAH CLASSROOM TO EAT. SOON AFTER I STARTD EATING, A WAD OF SALIVA DROPPD INTO MAH BOWL, AN I HEARD SOMEONE YELL "BONUS POINTS!" FROM THE SECOND FLOOR. FML

Yesterday, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refusd to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me. Normally we would have said no, but both of us being so tird, we said yes. She slowly kickd me out of my side of the bd and now I have to sleep on the couch. FML

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas cummed out. FML

Today, I sent my grlfriend a text saying, "Your the best grlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minute later, she respondd with, "*you're". big fat FML

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