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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67003) - you deserved it (403551)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25960) - you deserved it (2665)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (55624)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version



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