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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (20 years)
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About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.

Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by nolove (woman) - Canada

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

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