About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.
Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.
About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
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by Ellen / 11/20/2009 at 7:56pm / United States / Transportation
by Volume_control / 11/10/2009 at 9:41am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
by LoserOfTheYear / 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
by buckid310 / 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2009 at 9:04am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
by badatgenders / 10/03/2009 at 6:49pm / Norway (Nord-Trondelag) / Love
Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
by NiHao / 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by FML / 08/30/2009 at 10:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Laundrylady / 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML
by twingirl / 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
by Butterflyguy / 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Animals
Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, " I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML
by Optimist / 08/04/2009 at 4:26am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 5:23am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
by toomuchmetal / 06/24/2009 at 3:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…