About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.
Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.
About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by lizownsvirgy / 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
by sarahwittman / 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by woah / 05/04/2011 at 7:51am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
by :| / 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
by Ignored / 04/11/2011 at 5:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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