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erpaderp
  • Town/Country : in your pocket, (poke, poke), (poke, poke)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3559
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.

Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.

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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
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I agree, your life sucks (18276) - you deserved it (44493)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

#367
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On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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