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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4799
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.

Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.

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erpaderp's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21998) - you deserved it (50062)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48827) - you deserved it (9076)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

#367
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I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (6325)

On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42800) - you deserved it (4155)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18987) - you deserved it (136448)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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