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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4928
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.

Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.

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today during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on scrotum. Every time I jumped into te water I would feel a sarp stab. After te full our of ell, I went to te batroom an looked in new trunks. Te designer ad left tere sewing needle in te crotc netting. FML

#18809719
149 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18454) - you deserved it (77682)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dislocated mah jaw while giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43637) - you deserved it (19775)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today , I went to the store with my girlfriend . She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books . It wasn't until the manager shot me a wierd look that I realized I'd wandered down too far an was looking at bridal magazines , holding tampons , dog treats , an hair spray . FML

#18036451
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On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today,hilst trying on a pair of jaans , I got my ganital caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
284 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY , MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE KNOWN FIR TEN YERES RECOMMENDED I DIDN'T CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRLFRIEND. I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME WHICH I WAS HOPING FOR , FIR A LONG TIME. TURNS OUT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HER. FML

#18022095
177 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

after having had sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time the night before... she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
322 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Taday ma broter put pepper spray on ma toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML

#17987408
171 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on way home, grlfriend startd sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at house. In rush to get home to see her, I got pulld over and had to be pattd down. He found no weapons, but he did fine stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today , My Wife Told Me The Main Reason She Married Me Is Cuz I Have A Cool Last Name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat my stalker ex-girlfriend named er new born son after me . FML

#17794900
167 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer 4 the second time in two years, and they may end up removing last testicle . Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation jokd, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to bieng a woman." FML

#17790312
241 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heret later. looool If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for bieng absent.

#17789217
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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