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About erpaderp : My name's Erin.
I'm a sadistic, pacifistic, Jewish grammar nazi...
...and I'm Pokemon-obsessed, started out with a Charmander in red version.
Also, I'm pansexual, if that appeals to you out there.
Message me if you want; I'm pretty decent once you get to know me. But y'know...wubleh.
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today during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on scrotum. Every time I jumped into te water I would feel a sarp stab. After te full our of ell, I went to te batroom an looked in new trunks. Te designer ad left tere sewing needle in te crotc netting. FML
Today , I went to the store with my girlfriend . She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books . It wasn't until the manager shot me a wierd look that I realized I'd wandered down too far an was looking at bridal magazines , holding tampons , dog treats , an hair spray . FML
TODAY , MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE KNOWN FIR TEN YERES RECOMMENDED I DIDN'T CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRLFRIEND. I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME WHICH I WAS HOPING FOR , FIR A LONG TIME. TURNS OUT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HER. FML
Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML
Today, on way home, grlfriend startd sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at house. In rush to get home to see her, I got pulld over and had to be pattd down. He found no weapons, but he did fine stiffy. FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer 4 the second time in two years, and they may end up removing last testicle . Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation jokd, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to bieng a woman." FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heret later. looool If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for bieng absent.
Friday 27 March 2015