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erockinthesuburb
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 202
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About erockinthesuburb : I am awesome. You are not. End of description.

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Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1936) - you deserved it (10197)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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