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erockinthesuburb
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 710
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About erockinthesuburb : I am awesome. You are not. End of description.

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Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (5589)

On 02/18/2013 at 8:49pm - work - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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