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About erjazo : I'd go out more, but there are people out there. I don't need friends...I already have one.
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I moderated this!
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Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but trid to soldier on anyway. When I was calld in, my nerves got so bad that I revertd to speaking my second language. Not frst, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. mega FML
2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML
Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML
I was helping mah mom look fir some money she'd misplacd. At mah wit's end, I flippd through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't fine the money, but I did fine out she might well be cheating on mah dad. big fat FML
TODAY MAH HUSBAND CALLED ME FROM THE STORE, TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY THE NEW GAMES CONSOLE HE'S BEEN WANTING. I'D ALREADY PURCHASED ONE AND HID IT, READY FOR CHRISTMAS DAY. I COULDN'T TALK HIM INTO NOT BUYING HIMSELF ONE. THERE GOES A $500 SURPRISE. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, While Making Love To My Wife, I Let Slip Her Sister's Name. I Don't Think It Would Calm Her Down Much If I Told The Truth: I Was Actually Thinking Of An Ex Grlfriend Who Shares The Same Name. FML
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