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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1419
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About erika_x3 : I looove sports, and funny movies. I live with my boyfriend in Ohio. I've had the same job since I was 16. I hate it :)

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Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

#518934
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18424) - you deserved it (76323)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1134935) - you deserved it (114823)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14294) - you deserved it (60132)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16394) - you deserved it (3733)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14545) - you deserved it (2481)

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