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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3215
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About erijgio89248 : I love fml!
I like drawing, reading, and writing
I major in art at the University of Rhode Island
I like playing Video Games
anything else im me erikjg1234

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Today, I was walking the beach and I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

#2458285
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35005) - you deserved it (15798)

On 05/31/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by sierra808 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52823) - you deserved it (10039)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86266) - you deserved it (17861)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)



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