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About eriecftw : I'm just WIN like that.

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Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50573) - you deserved it (19029)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42080) - you deserved it (7223)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41622) - you deserved it (11799)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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