ericherr1

Search for a member

ericherr1

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1079
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ericherr1 : i love talking message me;)

ericherr1's page activity

Visits<b>juicy_extasy</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 9:17pm<b>SpicyDuck</b> - the 03/07/2013 at 2:47pm<b>chelseaaababyyy</b> - the 12/21/2011 at 7:36pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 12:31am<b>iSurf</b> - the 10/23/2011 at 10:21pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:46pm<b>xtraordinary</b> - the 08/17/2011 at 10:21pm<b>iadoin</b> - the 08/09/2011 at 12:12am<b>powderbluetang</b> - the 08/04/2011 at 11:19pm<b>RebekahBrooke</b> - the 07/28/2011 at 10:53pm<b>LairaIsKindaCool</b> - the 07/22/2011 at 3:11am<b>lolmyendoff456</b> - the 06/02/2011 at 3:52pm

ericherr1's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of ericherr1's badges

ericherr1's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

by samadams42 / 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

by Nick / 05/10/2011 at 3:37am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

by Cheerieful / 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

by littlegirl / 05/07/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

by textfail / 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids