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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 814
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I offerd to drive mah grlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learnd mah grlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of mah truck. FML

#16247260
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32323) - you deserved it (2857)

On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, fir the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplishd. I finally figurd out how to change the toilet seat. FML

#16246614
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10718) - you deserved it (21140)

On 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, It Was Mah First Day As An Animal Control Officer. My First Dispatch Was To Collect A Dog That Had Been Hit By A Car. I Had To Clean Up Mah Dead Dog On Mah First Day Of A Job That Barely Pays Rent. FML

#16245376
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52803) - you deserved it (3737)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

yastarday I cama homa to mah front door opan and a homalass man taking a 'bath' in mah sink. If this wasn't bad anough, ha rafusad to laava cuz 'findars kaapars!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (3730)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY , I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO HAS BEEN HACKING MAH EMAIL ACCOUNT TO SEND DRTY MESSAGES TO MAH TEACHER. MY DAD. FML

#16237606
151 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, whan a guy naxt to ma lat out a saria of viciou farts. Assuming it was ma, my mom chawd ma out in front of tha guy an mada ma apologiza. Tha man lookd at my mom an looool said, ( Childran, thara so immatura. ) FML

#16237035
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42431) - you deserved it (3535)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML

#16235775
102 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, wa got a naw dry-arasa board, and I draw tha Gotham City skylina complata with tha Bat Signal . Latar, I want downstars, only to find mah mom had writtan "BATMAN'S GAY" ovar tha top of tha pictura . maga FML

#16235251
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27576) - you deserved it (9697)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter wat happens". FML

#16173982
87 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I lerened the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off yur bottom lip. FML

#16173128
105 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by bloodyLIP - United States (New Jersey)

Today on mah Facebook the stripper mah ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the ( People You May Know ) box. fat FML

#16169595
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41875) - you deserved it (3841)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I FOUND THERE WAS A 4 YEAR OLD BOY BEHIND ME ON MY FLIGHT. WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM, HE SCREAMED PLAYFULLY AND HID. I DECIDED TO PLAY TIGER WITH HIM. WHILE I WAS GRINNING LIKE A TIGER AND TRYING TO SCRATCH HIM, HE SMASHED A WATER BOTTLE ACROSS MY FACE. I NOW HAVE A BLACK EYE. FML

#16169430
112 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , it's my wedding day , an I have uncontrollable diarrhea . FML

#16169290
151 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that mah grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

#16168772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52683) - you deserved it (2999)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad to run a mile in gym class for fitness training!! If it takes longer tan 10 minutes to run te stretc, you ave to re-take it!! My time was 10:02!! FML

#16160002
533 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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