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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50891) - you deserved it (5565)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:53am - love - by tkghan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31327) - you deserved it (3567)

On 01/22/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by SonofDonald (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37786) - you deserved it (3568)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States



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