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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About equitationbound : Hi, I'm Juliette & I live in Southern California. I ride horses competitively & own two. I have 10 other animals as well. :)
My man is in jail & I spend my week looking forward to visits.
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Visits<b>Hertyn</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 7:55am<b>hondajason72280</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:40pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:07pm<b>drayloon</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 8:15pm<b>moksha</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 5:14am<b>ashleylove0525</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 12:17am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 11:22am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 11:39pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:48pm<b>medic8</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 3:41pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 5:38pm<b>wes870</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 5:27pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:54pm<b>devinsanders1925</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 2:14pm<b>taygobs</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 7:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:45pm<b>wilson2323</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 10:36pm<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 1:07pm

Liked!<b>ADBurns</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 4:07am<b>devinsanders1925</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:14pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:52pm<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 5:02am<b>superwolf33</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 4:35am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 1:34pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:23am<b>alex_jones2312</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 2:52pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 12:16pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 2:09am<b>bdobbs1</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 2:22pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:41am<b>urdirtyolduncle</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 2:08pm

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Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML


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On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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