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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1682
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About equitationbound : Hi, I'm Juliette & I live in Southern California. I love animals & have lots, & am also in school to become an esthetician.

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Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24192) - you deserved it (3423)

On 10/03/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by NothowIimaginedmyday (woman) - United States

Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26205) - you deserved it (2257)

On 10/02/2015 at 12:24am - love - by Anon Y. Mous - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27856) - you deserved it (3431)

On 09/20/2015 at 9:44am - intimacy - by no I've never asked for anal (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21424) - you deserved it (3010)

On 09/19/2015 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25794) - you deserved it (1897)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:35am - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend has been sulking like a moody kid all day, all because I won't set my phone background to a picture of his dick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25636) - you deserved it (2995)

On 09/04/2015 at 11:58am - intimacy - by natalyV (woman) -

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (4069)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37856) - you deserved it (7421)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34857) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35582) - you deserved it (4765)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44919) - you deserved it (3343)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


I agree, your life sucks (38171) - you deserved it (3682)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML

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