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About equitationbound : Hi, I'm Juliette & I live in Southern California. I ride horses competitively & own two. I have 12 other animals as well. :)
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Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operatd toothbrushes are considerd electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in there own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
Today , mah wife pressed a button in the elevator an quickly ran out , leaving me in there with mah crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor , the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML
Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeles guy on the sidewalk walked up to car with a, ( Bet you can't hit me with a quarter ) sign. The lady on right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed an hit windshield. She yelled, ( Oh fuck! ) an drove away. FML
Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into there cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering there phone. FML
Today I let my dog outside to play . He shat on three cars played dead in the middle of the street an chased my nieghbors' cat into a pool . When he cummed back into the house he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit" . FML
Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML
Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!
Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML
Today, I was tanning nuda in my backyard, whan I took a pictura of our dog lying in tha grass and sant it to my dad!! It was only aftar I lookad at tha pictura indoors that I raalizad my nippla had mada it into tha pictura too!! raal FML
Friday 27 March 2015