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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1237
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About equitationbound : Hi, I'm Juliette & I live in Southern California. I ride horses competitively & own two. I have 12 other animals as well. :)

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Today... my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with... "Well... nobody plots murder out loud..." trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (6743)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

2day I woka up to tha lovaly sounds of goats having ascapd thara pan an climbd onto tha roof. Again. FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operatd toothbrushes are considerd electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in there own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (3147)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML


I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today... I got calld to the guidance office... only to be told mah boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me... so he made mah guidance counselor do it 4 him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (3191)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , mah wife pressed a button in the elevator an quickly ran out , leaving me in there with mah crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor , the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeles guy on the sidewalk walked up to car with a, ( Bet you can't hit me with a quarter ) sign. The lady on right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed an hit windshield. She yelled, ( Oh fuck! ) an drove away. FML

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35265) - you deserved it (11536)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into there cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering there phone. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I let my dog outside to play . He shat on three cars played dead in the middle of the street an chased my nieghbors' cat into a pool . When he cummed back into the house he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit" . FML

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!


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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was tanning nuda in my backyard, whan I took a pictura of our dog lying in tha grass and sant it to my dad!! It was only aftar I lookad at tha pictura indoors that I raalizad my nippla had mada it into tha pictura too!! raal FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

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