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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1991 (23 years)
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Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46438) - you deserved it (7200)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162235) - you deserved it (47412)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

#29762
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (5547)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by rainyday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

#26983
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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109 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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