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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

#12130176
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32037) - you deserved it (5122)

On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

#2797369
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32617) - you deserved it (52717)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88540) - you deserved it (232315)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut. FML

#1225689
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70544) - you deserved it (8802)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
936 comments

I agree, your life sucks (367103) - you deserved it (41167)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

#243241
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40369) - you deserved it (11814)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by fashionVictim (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

#241205
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57502) - you deserved it (9153)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by marge1010 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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