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epound28
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Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19408) - you deserved it (1979)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26769) - you deserved it (1442)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96974) - you deserved it (8078)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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