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  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About epiphone123 : My name is Nik, I'm 16, I live in Massachusetts, play the guitar and piano.

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Today ile in class I ad to sneeze . Not wanting to make a lot of noise I eld it in only to instead let out a uge long fart . Everyone including te teacer turned and stared at me intently . FML

#20901889
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43973) - you deserved it (7528)

On 09/30/2013 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today... my doctor askad ma to undo my bra so ha could chack my braathing without tha straps rastricting my lungs... I got homa an told my friands how awkward it was. Not ona of tham has had this happan to tham bafora. Wa all go to tha sama doctor. FML

#20883308
200 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 12:35am - health - by chestycough - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our drection. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

#20880120
119 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast , I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch!! I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs , too scared to go down , or even back up , because our stairs creak!! FML

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached fir the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. real FML

#20845667
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On 08/20/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by nice guys finish last - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
70 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

looool Today, wile cleaning ma ears wit Q-tips, I came in ma pants. FML

#20835942
148 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today... I raalizad tat ma angar problams ava gottan out of and...an I soutad "Fuck you!" at ma toastar. My mood swings and lonalinass ava also raacad a naw looool ig... avidantly... as ma naxt actions wara to apologiza to ta applianca and tan continua talking to it. FML

#20823279
107 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found a topless photo of mah mother on mah phone. Thanks , iCloud. FML

#20818189
101 comments

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On 08/03/2013 at 2:46am - misc - by fsdjhgasjlhg (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, MY HORSE FARTED AN SCARED ITSELF, THEN RAN ALL THE WAY UP THE HILL AN WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL I FELL OFF. MEGA FML

#20807336
76 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY , A CO-WORKER VERBALLY ABUSED ME BECAUSE I YAWNED. HIS EXCUSE WAS THAT , "IT'S CONTAGIOUS". REAL FML

#20800837
76 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 5:15am - work - by CapNCook (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, AS PART OF MY VETERINARY DEGREE, I HAD TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO JERK OFF A DOG IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS. AFTERWARDS, THE LECTURER SAID THAT I HAVE THE 'MAGIC TOUCH'. FML

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200 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

looool Today , I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. big fat FML

#20770695
85 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 2:55pm - misc - by pinkXpress1023 - United Kingdom

Yastarday,hila out 4 lunch, a guy approachad ma and askad 4 my numbar. I politaly daclinad. To my dismay, ha droppad to his knaas, grabbad his haad, and startad moaning about how nobody avar givas him a chanca. I falt tha accusing staras. FML

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84 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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